TERMS AND CONDITIONS
All products, services, and opinions mentioned on theinsurancehawk.com are made by Jonathan Hawkins, “The Insurance Hawk”, an absolutely incredible insurance agent and Certified Financial Planner. We are committed to the highest ideals and providing you with excellent service and quality products.This website is owned and operated for your personal education and entertainment. Please enjoy responsibly!
PLEASE READ THESE TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF USE CAREFULLY BEFORE USING THIS SITE. By using, visiting, or browsing the Site, you accept, without limitation or qualification, these Terms and Conditions. If you do not agree to these Terms and Conditions, please do not use our services, purchase our products or visit our site.
THESE TERMS AND CONDITIONS CONTAIN AN ARBITRATION AGREEMENT AND CLASS ACTION WAIVER. EPSTEIN DIDN’T KILL HIMSELF. PLEASE READ THEM CAREFULLY, SINCE THEY AFFECT YOUR LEGAL RIGHTS. REPRESENTATIONS AND WARRANTIES; LIMITATIONS OF LIABILITY.
The information on this website and in emails originating from the “The Insurance Hawk” are designed for educational and entertainment purposes only. Informational material has not been evaluated or approved by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) or any other Governmental Agency such as the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI).
It is not intended to be a substitute for informed physician advice or care. You should not use this information to diagnose or treat any health problem or illness of your body without consulting your physician. If you can’t stop laughing please call your Doctor immediately. We want to make it explicitly clear that the customer testimonials we have received are based on the unique experiences and circumstances of a few people only. We cannot promise that you will experience similar benefits from using our products and services, but you should (wink wink).
The materials contained on our websites are only for use in the United States of America!!!!!!!
YOUR OBLIGATIONS AND RESPONSIBILITIES
In the access or use of the Site, you shall comply with the Terms and Conditions and the special warnings or instructions for access or use posted on the Site. You shall act always in accordance with the law, custom and in good faith. You should laugh your ass off and have a good time.
You agree to defend, indemnify and hold us harmless for any loss, damages or costs, including reasonable attorney’s fees, resulting from any third party claim, action, or demand resulting from your use of the Site. You also agree to indemnify us for any loss, damages, or costs, including reasonable attorneys’ fees, resulting from your use of software robots, spiders, crawlers, or similar data gathering and extraction tools, or any other action you take that imposes interference with our computer software, hardware, or infrastructure.
All opinions expressed are from Jonathan Hawkins the “Insurance Hawk” and have not been endorsed or approved by any insurance company, financial institution or government organization. Unless an engagement letter is entered into, there will be no investment, financial, retirement or estate advice or planning given. All information is general and not specific to individual circumstances or situations. He is not responsible for you being offended or upset by how awesome he is. He is free to be awesome and fly like a HAWK. Caw!!!
This website is awesome. The Insurance Hawk is awesome. His Insurance is awesome. Side effects include: saving a bunch of money, getting awesome coverage, dreaming about The Insurance Hawk, CAWW-ing excessively, and being awesome.
You may choose to register at our Site. If you do, you will have an email address/username and password for your account and we will not sell your information. It will remain private and confidential. However, you may get periodic emails from us that may include recipes and BBQ tips that are endorsed and/or created by The Insurance Hawk that you can use while you’re enjoying these awesome videos. Please eat and drink responsibly. Here is a free recipe. We love it!
Why do you need to return anything? You’re only going to get the most awesome services and policies that you will ever need.
I know it’s great, but don’t steal my stuff.
All content available on the Site, including but not limited to text, graphics, logos, buttons icons, images, audio clips, data compilations, and software is the property of Jonathan Hawkins “The Insurance Hawk” and is protected by the United States and international copyright laws.
The trademarks, logos, and service marks displayed on the Site are the registered and unregistered marks of Jonathan Hawkins, in the United States and other countries, and are protected by United States and international trademark laws.
Except as appears in the “Limited Licenses” Section, or as required under applicable law, neither the Content or Trademarks nor any portion of the Site may be used, reproduced, duplicated, copied, sold, resold, accessed, modified, otherwise exploited, in whole or in part, without our prior written approval.
If you need to make a reservation, please contact us via email or by phone for your appointment. All reservations made with a Tee time supersede any reservations made by phone or email. The Insurance Hawk is also available for private events such as birthday parties and hunting and fishing trips (which is highly encouraged). If you invite me to hunt or fish with you, Included in your hunting or fishing trip with the Insurance Hawk , custom koozies, Yeti gear and a once in a lifetime memory that you can tell your grandkids about.
ARBITRATION AGREEMENT AND CLASS ACTION WAIVER
Don’t sue me and I won’t sue you! But if you want to be a Karen or a Richard then read below! ( I could just leave it blank below….. Or use this language below?)
You and Hawkins Insurance Group LLC agree that this arbitration agreement is made pursuant to a transaction involving interstate commerce and shall be governed by the Federal Arbitration Act (“FAA”), and not by any state law concerning arbitration; and that any dispute (as defined below) between us, including disputes by either of us against any agent, employee, subsidiary, affiliate, predecessor in interest, successor, or assign of the other, will be resolved exclusively and finally by binding arbitration, except for disputes arising from an alleged violation of intellectual property rights or breach of confidentiality, for which the injured party may suffer irreparable harm and may seek a restraining order, preliminary injunctive relief, an injunction, specific performance or other equitable relief and/or legal remedies, and actions to enforce the decisions of the arbitrators, for which action may be taken in any court of competent jurisdiction.
BY AGREEING TO THIS ARBITRATION AGREEMENT, YOU ARE GIVING UP YOUR RIGHT TO GO TO COURT, INCLUDING YOUR RIGHT TO A JURY TRIAL.
Arbitration is a method of resolving disputes in front of one or more neutral persons, instead of having a trial in court in front of a judge and/or jury. In this Arbitration Clause, “We” and “Us” mean Seller and/or Seller’s assignee (including, without limitation, Hawkins Insurance Group LLC) or their employees , assignees, or any third party providing any goods or services in connection with the origination, servicing and collection of amounts due under the Contract if such third party is named as a party between You and Us. “You” and “Your” means each Buyer named above.
Your Right to Reject: if you don’t want this Arbitration Clause to apply, you may reject it by mailing Us at 207 E Broadway Suite 101b, Fort Worth TX 76104, a written rejection notice that describes the Contract and tells Us that you are rejecting this Arbitration Clause. A rejection notice is only effective if it is signed by all buyers, co-buyers and cosigners and the envelope that the rejection notice is sent in has a post mark of 30 days or less after the date of this contract. If you reject this Arbitration Clause, that will not affect any other provision of this contract or the status of your Contract. If you don’t reject this Arbitration Clause, it will be effective as of the date of this Contract.
A “Dispute” is any controversy or claim between You and Us arising out of or in any way related to this Contract, including, but not limited to, any default under this Contract, the collection of amounts due under this Contract, the purchase, sale, delivery, advertising for the product, or any product or service included in this Contract. “Dispute” shall have the broadest meaning possible, and includes contract claims, and claims based on tort, violations of laws, statutes, ordinances or regulations or any other legal or equitable theories. Notwithstanding the foregoing, “Dispute” does not include any individual action brought by You in small claims court or Your state’s equivalent court, unless such action is transferred, removed or appealed to a different court. In addition, “dispute” does not include disputes about the validity, enforceability, coverage or scope of this Arbitration Clause or any part thereof (including, without limitation, the Class Action Waiver described in the ninth paragraph of this Arbitration Clause; all such disputes are for a court and not an arbitrator to decide. However, any dispute or argument that concerns the validity or enforceability of the Contract as a whole is for the arbitrator, not a court, to decide.
If a dispute arises, the complaining party shall give the other party written Dispute Notice and a reasonable opportunity, not less than 30 days, to resolve the Dispute. Any Dispute Notice to you will be sent in writing to the address on this contract (or any updated address you subsequently provide to us). Any Dispute Notice to us must be sent by mail to: 207 E Broadway Suite 101b, Fort Worth TX 76104, (or any updated address we subsequently provide to you). Any Dispute Notice you sent must give your Account Number, telephone number and address. Any Dispute Notice must explain the nature of the Dispute and the relief that is demanded. The complaining party must reasonably cooperate in providing any information about the Dispute that the other party reasonably requests.
Either You or We may require any Dispute to be arbitrated and may do so before or after a lawsuit has been started over the Dispute or with respect to other Dispute or counterclaims brought later in the lawsuit. If You or We elect to arbitrate a Dispute, this Arbitration Clause applies. A Dispute shall be fully resolved by binding arbitration. Judgement on the arbitration award may be entered in any court with jurisdiction. All statutes of limitation that otherwise would apply to an action brought in court will apply in arbitration. The arbitrator is authorized to award all the remedies permitted by the substantive law that would apply if the action were pending in court, including without limitation, punitive damages (which shall be governed by the Constitutional standards employed by the courts) and attorney’s fees and costs.
If You or We elect to arbitrate a Dispute, neither You nor We will have the right to pursue that Dispute in court or have a jury resolve that dispute. In addition, if You or We elect to arbitrate a Dispute, (a) neither You nor We may participate in a class action in court or in a class wide arbitration, either as a plaintiff, defendant or class member; (b) neither You nor We may act as a private attorney general in court or in arbitration; (c) Disputes brought by or against You may not be joined or consolidated with Disputes brought by or against any other person; and (d) the arbitrator shall have no power or authority to conduct a class-wide arbitration, private attorneys, general arbitration or joined or consolidated arbitration (this sentence including subparts a through d hereof is referred to in this Arbitration Clause as the “Class Action Waiver”). In the event there is an agreement to arbitrate claims or disputes that conflict with this Arbitration Clause, whether such agreement is executed before, at the same time, or after this Arbitration Clause the terms of this Arbitration Clause shall control any and all Disputes between You and Us.
If any provision of this Arbitration Clause other than the Class Action Waiver is invalid or unenforceable under the Federal Arbitration Act or any other applicable law, the invalid or unenforceable provision shall be inapplicable and deemed omitted, but shall not invalidate the rest of this Arbitration Clause, and shall not diminish the parties’ obligation to arbitrate Disputes subject to this Arbitration Clause. In the event that the Class Action Waiver is determined to be invalid or unenforceable, then, subject to the right to appeal such a ruling, his entire Arbitration Clause (except for this sentence) shall be null and void.
You acknowledge and agree that these Terms and Conditions constitute the complete and exclusive agreement between us and supersede and govern all prior proposals, agreements, or other communications.
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